Swoopy Boy Tee Colour:White and anyone whose LinkedIn bio

and anyone whose LinkedIn bio could use a refresh

Save yourself the awkward small talk and make it clear you don’t know and/or don’t care prior to the conversation commencing

Oi you got a ciggie butt for me m8

I don’t know how I feel sometimes

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